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OCR: THE JOKER'S LAIR DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 DITZS WHO DIED AT THE LAKE IN A TRUCK THE OTHER DAY? THEY WERE RIDING IN BACK AND COULD NOT GET THE TAILGATE DOWN! WHY DON'T DITZS NURSE THEIR OWN BABIES? BECAUSE IT'S SO PAINFUL TO BOIL THEIR NIPPLES ! WHY DO SOME GIRLS LIKE TO DATE FAT POLITICIANS? THEY ENJOY BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. THE PRESIDENT DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE NEEDS TO GET LAID. SO HE GOES DOWN TO A CATHOUSE WHERE HE SEES A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A REDHEAD. HE ASKS THE BLONDE "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. , HOW MUCH WILL IT COST ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU?" SHE ANSWERS $300. POSING THE SAME QUESTION TO THE REDHEAD, HE IS TOLD $500. FINALLY HE ASKS THE BURNETTE, AND SHE SAYS .. "MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU CAN RAISE MY SKIRT AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, LOWER MY PANTIES AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET IT AS HA ...